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Chris Hansen here, reminding everyone that only you can stop the spread of child pornography on the internet.

If you see :iconpedobearplz: or any of his known associates lurking around, tell me immediately. We can put a stop to this.

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MUGENRobotThunderGod Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  New member
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I'M NOT SMASHING ABLARGHARGHARG THIGNHGHNT!! KEEP ON BLARGHARGING!!

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If you don't say "Smashing" to Nigel 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nghnghgngngtseconds after reading this, Nigel will come to your house and-BLARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARG
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1337sir Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
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MUGENRobotThunderGod Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  New member
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FullMetalObelisk Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014   General Artist

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Blu-es Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Game over

seriously



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GameOverGertrude Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hm?
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Blu-es Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Samthelily Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Hobbyist
It's funny because you're neglecting the fact that you "married" a man who is way older than you is obviously a reversed pedophile, even worse than dating a fictional baby like Stewie Griffin. I say you've been taking it too seriously.

For that childish behavior of yours (like your description death threat on Chris Hansen) because you denying the fact that this "couple" is unacceptable, I might have assumed that you're socially unstable. Why? Since Alex is supposedly you, do I assumed you want to date someone who is way older than you? I wouldn't do it if I were you.

That's reality check for you, even though you can be stubborn at most. Pardon my rudeness, but that is the cold truth.
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